57 things you do after you have a screenshot on a picture of your crush


So you're cyber-stalking your love. It is quite normal. And you want to know what your friends like, so you take a screenshot of Matt. Everyone is doing it!

However, you must be careful. A tumor release and you can accidentally send it to him. Or worse: Tweet it. Follow this to-do list to ensure proper disposal of the dreaded screenshot-of-a-crush:

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  1. Send the screenshot to a close friend.
  2. Take a lot of random pictures to keep on your phone so that the image of him gets subdued. Do not forget to take pictures of your lunch – there is no time to worry about being too basic.
  3. Remove the screenshot from your phone (save lunch pictures – you may have to like later!).
  4. Clear the "recently deleted" album from your phone.
  5. Remove conversation with your friend.
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  6. Wondering what filter Matt used. Green popped!
  7. Suck and think how artsy he is. Not many men understand Instagram filters.
  8. Worrying that you do not really know if the screenshot was deleted until you restarted the phone.
  9. Turn off the phone.
  10. Examine the meaning of life in your four seconds without accessing your phone.
  11. Turn on the phone again. Check and make sure the photo is still deleted.
  12. Clear all your social media accounts so you do not accidentally send the screenshot that you have deleted for a long time.
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  13. Panic that your friend still has the screenshot on his phone and ask her to delete it.
  14. If your friend has not responded to 30 seconds, block her number and deny ever knowing her. Now is the screenshot her problem! Why is she so crazy that she is screen-dumping Matt!? She never met him.
  15. Receive a text from Matt. Glow with joy. He's texting you !!
  16. Fill with fear. What happens if you accidentally write him back the screenshot?
  17. Plan how to justify sending him the screenshot if you accidentally had a tumultuous. Finish by saying "lol nice filter" in the event that you do send him a photo of himself.
  18. Find out how to answer his text.
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  19. Put on "lol". Always an effective response to men.
  20. After sending him "lol", check back 14 times because you did not send him the screenshot of him.
  21. Imagine how to explain it to your friends and family if you accidentally sent Matt the screenshot. They would be so embarrassed to know you! Would you have to send individual excuses, or would a long Facebook post do?
  22. Look over both shoulders and wonder if pedestrians starve that you know you screenshotted Matt this morning. How dare they judge! Let her never, like a screenwreck, throw a love first – oh, wait, they judge you have finished a green light.
  23. Drive. Not text! And definitely do not screen any more crushes.
  24. Wondering what your Matt's favorite TV show is. He is so cute.
  25. Go to his social media account to see if his favorite TV shows are busy, and then panic when you remember the screenshot of him you took that morning.
  26. Wondering if the screen can still be saved on your phone.
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  27. Throw your phone in a lake.
  28. Prepare to dive into the lake.
  29. Realize that you would destroy your new leggings. In addition, people should not swim in leather. Be careful of a diver for his suit.
  30. Swim to the bottom of the lake to confirm that the phone is dead.
  31. Remember the scene in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire where they swam to the bottom of the lake? I think it was because Harry screenshotted Cho Chang. I do not remember!
  32. Thank you the diver who lent you the diving suit. You owe him your life!
  33. Decide that you can actually have a crush on the scuba guy instead. You like manbulls!
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  34. Realize that you no longer have a love on Matt. Do not let this stop you from worrying about the screenshot of him. What happens if it is saved in the "cloud"?
  35. What is the "cloud"? Does anyone know?
  36. Remove your entire Apple account. Just to be on the safe side.
  37. Apologize to your mom (you were on family plan).
  38. Look up scuba man-bun on social media. Wow, did he use a long beard? It shows so much patience! And he's in exotic animals! For example, he has a dog.
  39. Realize that your old love did not have a dog-does he hate animals or something?
  40. Think again about the screenshot of Matt. Wondering if Apple has saved it somewhere. Do they know about the screenshot of your definitely former-like-you-so-you-over-the-love?
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  41. Buy an Android phone and never let go back to Apple. They know too much!
  42. Take a lawsuit against Apple to save your information to your will.
  43. Win the trial, earn international praise and fame.
  44. Think of the screenshot again. Return to step one.
  45. After repeating steps 1-43, you will realize that you have bumped you.
  46. With money from trial, buy a house and rename. Just so nobody ever traces the screenshot, you know.
  47. Invite scuba man-bun to visit. You are near the sea! Or a lake. Or a small pond. Well, that can be a pond. You have a large bathtub.
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  48. Listen like scuba man-bun explains his love for you. He gets your name wrong, but that's okay. You just changed it to avoid Matt ever discovering that you shielded him.
  49. Explain love in return.
  50. Enable all your social media accounts. You must post that you have a boyfriend now, of course.
  51. Drink two glasses of red wine and start stalking scuba man-bun on Instagram.
  52. Click on a picture of him and his ex. She snorkels. Anything!
  53. Buy snorkeling equipment.
  54. Return to its Instagram page.
  55. Think about how nice he looks with the filters.
  56. Wish you could show him to your friends.
  57. Take a screenshot.
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