Chris Pine Nude Scene – A Brief Comment on Chris Pine's Penis in his Netflix Movie "Outlaw King"


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Last time Chris Pine was naked and appeared from water on the screen, the water was blue, glowing and had magical healing powers. He was Steve Trevor, and the character was recovery on the island of Themyscira in 2017 Wonder Woman. At that time, the camera sent a cheek when he stood up and showed what he saw (Gal Gadot's Diana) instead of what the gods had for us, the audience to see and what Diana actually saw: his dripping wet penis .

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In 2018, gods Netflix has answered our prayers and gave us Chris and his dripping wet penis. The gift is displayed in Outlaw King, a Netflix historical drama about the Scottish King Robert the Bruce's guerrilla war against English in the 1400s. Without Fridays, the film takes stars newcomer Florence Pugh as Roberts Ms. Elizabeth de Burgh, with sweeping shots of the Scottish landscape, a thick Scottish accent from our leading man, violent battle scenes that make you miss Game of Thrones, and the star on the show, ~ penis. ~

Outlaw King is just over two hours long, but it might be worth your time just for a shot of Chris butt (another gift), his salt and pepper beard (hot!) and what I would call the Scottish Loch experience – his much talked about nude scene.

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The experience, arriving more than halfway through the movie, lasts about 10 seconds (three if you only count the close-up) as All by Robert the Bruce appears from what seems to be a very cold Scottish lake. "It's time to get out of the open," he tells his crew, referring to their battle with the English army and not good by himself. Later in the scene, he releases another line that will make you glow, because his comfortable long crown jewelry covers the shirt flies with the wind: "I'm ready to run and I'm tired of hiding." Yes. Yes you are.

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If you have followed the buzz around Outlaw King Since the premiere of the Toronto International Film Festival in September, you already know that Chris's penis "blinds" (Vulture) and that it was "the ball's ball" (Vanity Fair) at TIFF.

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Chris has also left a few comments and acknowledges the attention of his nudity in interviews with Hollywood Reporter ("I think it's very funny is that there is so much staple in this, but people want to talk about my penis"), the BBC ("There's no Fassbender situation, I mean I'd really match him") and Graham Norton Show ("different kinds for different people").

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The general message from Chris is that his penis should not be a big deal in 2018. The fact is, as he pointed out in a Daily mirror interview this week, his naked scene is just a little (no proverb intended-trust me) contributions to a Hollywood that has long been afflicted with a double standard when it comes to taking all of it. "Florence shows her entire body in this movie and nobody talks about it," he said, referring to a sex scene between Robert and Elizabeth who play earlier in the film. "Will Florence be expected because she's a woman and I'm not expected because I'm a man?"

On that note, why did the camera even bother to offer a wide shot of Robert the Bruce's penis on loch? Why could he not deliver the line of being "sick to hide" while the audience continued to fawn over his post-loch look after a few seconds? What is it about watching a dripping wet penis belonging to an A-list actor who awakes red flags for the powers that are? Have we not learned anything from 2015, when several Hollywood actresses and actors demanded more male nudity in a small show called Game of Thrones?

I'll let 2017 Chris Pine answer this (from an interview with this magazine):

I think our society is about nudity is so stupid. When people leave the bed in a movie, a woman covers her breasts and a man covers her debris. It's not true! If you go out of bed, just be naked. That's what people do!

Hollywood big wig notes: listen to Chris Pine. Ride this new wave of male nudity. A Hollywood Chris at a time.