Welp, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just broke up after being married for literally five minutes, and the internet has been in a collective position ever since. But all that matters here is that the former couple made the right choice for their relationship, and Miley seems to have it More than gone on – ahem, with Brody Jenner's ex-wife (sorry, ex- "wife"), Kaitlynn Carter.
Miley and Kaitlynn have been dating in what … two weeks? … and their relationship already seems pretty serious, not to mention pretty sweet. (Unfortunately, Miley and Liam Carriers, THE TRUTH sets you free). But the timeline for their relationship is insanely complicated and overlaps a lot with Miley's split from Liam. Confused? Spiral? Here we lay out everything for you:
August 2, 2019
News breaks (yes, more like "breaks", because I'm not sure anyone really notices right now) that Brody and Kaitlynn have shared, with Page six reports that they never actually got married in the first place. Um. K.
August 9, 2019
Kaitlynn publishes a photo on vacation with Miley Cyrus, and no one sees it twice. Just two friends enjoying a yacht, you know, relaxed!
August 11, 2019
The Internet loses all chill when Miley ropes. confirms people that she and Liam have split. NO SAYS THIS IS COMING (except Kaitlynn, lol). Here is the statement:
“Liam and Miley have agreed to separate right now. They have constantly evolved, changed as partners and individuals and have decided that this is what is best while focusing both on themselves and their careers. They are still devoted parents to all their animals that they share while lovingly taking this time apart. Please respect their process and integrity. "
Also August 11, 2019
Miley is discovered to be doing Kaitlynn on vacation in pictures shared exclusively by Entertainment tonight. In said pictures the couple can be seen sunbathing, cuddling and kissing. Truly the world is shaken.
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Later that day: August 11, 2019
Brody hits Instagram to joke about Kaitlynn and Miley's connection and says, “Watch out! Pictures of Liam and I holding hands on the beach are coming soon. "And, um, Miley is NOT happy and beats the comments to write," Go take a nap in your truck and cool #HotGirlSummer. "
August 12, 2019
Kaitlynn breaks her silence on Instagram, posting a video of herself flying in a helicopter and listening to the song "Don't Worry Be Happy," which seems to be a pretty damn clear message. FYI, she's still on vacation with Miley right now!
August 16, 2019
Brody releases a pronounced then-deleted in support of Kaitlynn and Miley & # 39; s relationship, and confirms that he wants his ex to move on with his life and find happiness. Wow, shockingly mature!
“It is just too much negativity directed at someone I love and care deeply about. I feel the need to put the story straight. Kaitlynn and I have been best friends for 6 years, and we continue to be. We, like many others before us and many after us, grew in different directions during the same 6 years. Kaitlynn is a wonderful person, beautiful and fun to be with, always a positive force in my life. We decided that the best step for both of us was to keep our love for each other strong but move forward separately with our lives. I respect Kaitlynn and care deeply about her. She deserves to be able to move forward in her life with respect and happiness. "
Later that night: August 16, 2019
ONE Page six source reports that Miley and Kaitlynn were everywhere in West Hollywood's Soho house, which I believe they "basically had six."
“They were obsessed with each other. They couldn't keep their hands apart, the source said. “They kissed and made out everywhere. In the bathroom, at the bar, in the middle of the floor. They basically had six. There is no doubt that they are together. "
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August 18, 2019
Oh snap, it has been revealed that Kaitlynn, Brody, Miley and Liam used to hang out continuously as couples. The Hills: New Beginnings costar Ashley Wahler confirms as much during an interview with Get access to Hollywoodand says, "I've had many conversations with Kaitlynn during the season, and she and Miley and Liam and Brody would always hang out together. So I know they have been friends for a long time. "
August 21, 2019
Kaitlynn and Miley send Brody a joint birthday present of … a weed bouquet!
August 22, 2019
It is revealed that Miley got the Visconti of Milan coat of arms on her arm – a memory of her time in Italy this summer with Kaitlynn. Cuuuuute.
August 23, 2019
E! reports that the photos of Kaitlynn and Miley kissing pushed Liam to divorce. "Although Miley and Liam were separated for a while before being photographed on the yacht with Kaitlynn, once Liam saw these photos, he decided it was time to apply for divorce," says a source. "It was there for him to see these photos and then all the stories in Soho House."
August 26, 2019
Kaitlynn follows Miley to the VMAs (where Miley performs her break-song "Slide Away") and they have been discovered behind the scene together:
August 26, 2019
Kaitlynn and Miley are since discovered to get their PDA on with a sweet handle on the way to a VMA's after-party:
August 30, 2019
Promoting a new ep of The Hills: New Beginnings, MTV releases a suspiciously timed clip of Kaitlynn and her ex Brody talking about their relationship … which may or may not have been polyamorous, it's very unclear.
When someone takes up polyamory, Brody is quick to jump in. "It's none of her business," he says. "You know, we just, we like what we like."
Kaitlynn adds her thoughts in a confession: "When Brody and I were first together, we were young, we were crazy, we were, as you know, basically just trying to have time in our lives," she says. "So we did a lot of things in our relationship that, you know, I probably wouldn't say I regret, but the gossip that I feel is happening in the group – it just makes me angry."
Watch the clip and do not read / read what you want:
September 2, 2019
Miley and Kaitlynn go on a super-duper-cute lunch day and are obviously all over each other. As Miley and Kaitlynn walk through the service, they are basically intertwined, with Miley & # 39; s hand relaxed casually over Kaitlyn's shoulder. Totes adorbs!
September 3, 2019
Wait, it looks like Miley and Kaitlynn are officially living together now! ONE people source says, "They live together and are very happy," although the source does not provide the actual date Kaitlynn moved in with Miley (SMH). “Miley is doing well. She continues. She doesn't seem to have any regrets. She loves being with Kaitlynn, ”the source adds.
September 4, 2019
Oh shoot, literally the day after reports say that Miley and Kaitlynn live together, another report comes out saying that the girls are basically in love with each other !!! Yes, this is totally legitimate.
According to a Us weekly source, Miley is head over heels for Kaitlynn and loves her "open-air, non-dominant, fun personality." Awww! "She really fell for her and the feeling is mutual! Miley feels that she can totally be herself with Kaitlynn and is really comfortable around her," said the source. Honestly, it all sounds so clean and I'm beyond happy for these girls .
Later that evening: September 4, 2019
Kaitlynn is celebrating a birthday with Miley, obviously, and they are blessing us with cute new pictures. It's a gift to us, basically!
September 11, 2019
Kaitlynn walks around with Miley with a remarkable ring on IT finger. 👀
Her new "M" ring (for Miley?) Is pretty cute and pretty interesting, timed. Check it out this way:
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September 15, 2019
Miley and Kaitlynn wear matching clothing, which is basically Cute Couple 101. They spend the day in L.A. and walking around with arms around each other. Awww!
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Later that evening: September 15, 2019
Miley and Kaitlynn end their cute L.A. day by making their way to a club wall, apparently! As you do.
According to a source, Miley was "clearly nice" with Kaitlynn. "[They were] to steal kisses and be cute, ”a source told me Us weekly. "At one point, Miley and Kaitlynn made out against a wall in full view of everyone."
"[Miley] stood on the top of the couch at one point, ”the source added. "She also asked the DJ to play Britney Spears, Todrick Hall and RuPaul's music." TASTE!
Aaand that just gives us updated! We will update this timeline with the next chapter in Kaitlynn and Miley & # 39; s relationship as soon as more information drops.
September 21, 2019
Miley and Kaitlynn reportedly split! A source tells us people that “Miley and Kaitlyn broke up. They are still friends. They've been friends forever and been there for each other when they were both separated, but they're just not in a romantic relationship anymore. "