Welp, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just broke up after being married for literally five minutes, and the internet has been in a collective position ever since. But all that matters here is that the former couple made the right choice for their relationship, and Miley seems to have it More than gone on – ahem, with Brody Jenner's ex-wife (sorry, ex- "wife"), Kaitlynn Carter.
Miley and Kaitlynn have been dating in what … two weeks? … and their relationship already seems pretty serious, not to mention pretty sweet. (Unfortunately, Miley and Liam Carriers, THE TRUTH sets you free). But the timeline for their relationship is insanely complicated and overlaps a lot with Miley's split from Liam. Confused? Spiral? Here we lay out everything for you:
August 2, 2019
News breaks (yes, more like "breaks", because I'm not sure anyone really notices right now) that Brody and Kaitlynn have shared, with Page six reports that they never actually got married in the first place. Um. K.
August 9, 2019
Kaitlynn publishes a photo on vacation with Miley Cyrus, and no one sees it twice. Just two friends enjoying a yacht, you know, relaxed!
August 11, 2019
The Internet loses all chill when Miley ropes. confirms people that she and Liam have split. NO SAYS THIS IS COMING (except Kaitlynn, lol). Here is the statement:
“Liam and Miley have agreed to separate right now. They have constantly evolved, changed as partners and individuals and have decided that this is what is best while focusing both on themselves and their careers. They are still devoted parents to all their animals that they share while lovingly taking this time apart. Please respect their process and integrity. "
Also August 11, 2019
Miley is discovered to be doing Kaitlynn on vacation in pictures shared exclusively by Entertainment tonight. In said pictures the couple can be seen sunbathing, cuddling and kissing. Truly the world is shaken.
Later that day: August 11, 2019
Brody hits Instagram to joke about Kaitlynn and Miley's connection and says, “Watch out! Pictures of Liam and I holding hands on the beach are coming soon. "And, um, Miley is NOT happy and beats the comments to write," Go take a nap in your truck and cool #HotGirlSummer. "
August 12, 2019
Kaitlynn breaks her silence on Instagram, posting a video of herself flying in a helicopter and listening to the song "Don't Worry Be Happy," which seems to be a pretty damn clear message. FYI, she's still on vacation with Miley right now!